Honestly, the last thing we wanted to do with our weekend was attend a funeral, yet there we were. But it was for the best, right? The end of Messtival forever? Continue reading Messtival: 2008 – 2018 and One Last Parting Shot to the Eardrums
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Annual Funeral Services to be Held for Messtival at Loserville
Following yesterday’s news of the timely passing of Messtival (2008-2018), festival organizers have announced that they will be holding annual funeral services for the festival at nearby Loserville in Anagance, New Brunswick. Continue reading Annual Funeral Services to be Held for Messtival at Loserville
Messtival is Dead
Messtival, widely acknowledged as the least popular music festival in New Brunswick and almost certainly the worst festival anywhere, announced that after eleven years it was about eleven years passed due to pack it in. Officially, as of today, Messtival is dead. Continue reading Messtival is Dead
Messtival: Not Just Morally Bankrupt
Messtival, one of New Brunswick’s least appreciated and yet disturbingly popular music festivals, have announced that they are bankrupt. Amidst a perfect storm of scandals, mismanagement and corruption, the moral deviants behind Messtival are making a desperate last-minute effort to save both the festival and their kneecaps. Continue reading Messtival: Not Just Morally Bankrupt
Messtivalhalla: A Game Of Groans Promises To Be Less Fun Than The Red Wedding
This year, Messtival is really growing into its role as everyone’s least favourite festival. From a bottomless sarchasm to a religious cult, Messtival have come to accept that all along they just wanted to mess with people. For years they have been subconsciously living out their fantasies as sadistic dungeon masters.
Messtival are tossing all Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma aside and will be returning on August 4th as Messtivalhalla: A Game of Groans. We just hope we have the Constitution for it. Continue reading Messtivalhalla: A Game Of Groans Promises To Be Less Fun Than The Red Wedding