Messtival, probably the worst festival anywhere ever, had its 10th annual event this weekend in Anagance, New Brunswick. It took the form of a wrestling championship and as per the long and righteous traditions of Messtival, it sucked worse than a sweat drenched moustache.
After last year’s disastrous religious debacle, Messtival organizers came to the realization that they weren’t struggling for our souls, but struggling with themselves. And they loved it. This year they’ve embraced the no-nonsense and very real struggle by bringing to the festival the illustrious and time-honoured sport of professional wrestling with MESSTIVAL MANIA X: A Royal Stumble.
Also they told us what bands will be playing. Continue reading Exclusive: Messtival Announces Messtival Mania X: A Royal Stumble Line-Up
Messtival failed to summon even a single demon this year. What event organizers promised to be an open Hellmouth never manifested – leaving festival-goers upset and disappointingly bound to this plane of existence. Continue reading Video: Messtival 2016
What was expected to be a pleasant weekend of ritual sacrifice and devil worshipping at Messtival, Anagance’s largest annual festival, has taken an unexpected turn, as one member of the community may have accidentally outed the event as a lure to bring the wicked, and habitual sinners into the light and love of God. Continue reading Messtival Becomes Religious Battleground
Almost universally acknowledged as the worst music festival anywhere, this year Messtival is making an appeal to an audience of unwavering loyalty: cultists. Continue reading Messtival Overrun By Cultists